Glenn Beck Investigates While it is Time to Instigate

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.....Glenn Beck and his staff are exceptional when it comes to highlighting the problems in D.C. and exposing the truth. He risks the security of himself and his family solely for the sake of our nation. Glenn is always three steps ahead of the mainstream media, and often a step ahead of the alternative media. However, he is slow on calling for meaningful action.

.....When the idea of Tea Parties was first mentioned on the Glenn Beck program, Glenn seemed appreciative of the effort, but hemmed and hawed about how it might be a bit early to take such action. Within a short period of time, Glenn came to his senses and jumped on the bandwagon. Since that time, he has organized his thoughts and research. He has meticulously presented evidence of the perils which lie ahead. Now, within hours of this post, he will present his next phase in the fight to take back America for the People.

.....From his recent comments, past radio shows, and his judgment of evil, I will take a stab at guessing his new proposals. Hopefully, I am wrong.

.....On September 12, 2009, Glenn Beck will announce his plan to save the Union. The main thrust of his efforts will be to encourage right-minded Americans to watch for and stand up against corruption. He will continue his plan of having “Watchdogs” (that’s us) report any incidences of corruption which arise. As he hammers on the nefarious doings in Washington, common folk and Legislators will find the strength to rid our government of filth. Eventually, the entire framework of the evildoers will collapse under the weight of its own wickedness.

.....The most glaring flaw in Glenn’s plan, is that the Democrats have all the power. Glenn always talks about how it is not “Right versus Left, but right versus wrong.” He believes that there are more than a few good and right-thinking Democrat politicians. These moderate Democrats will be overwhelmed by the corruption they see, and will join in the fight to clean house. Glenn does not understand the heart of evil. There are NO good Democrats. All Democrat politicians know what the modern Democrat Party believes and strives to accomplish, yet they still proudly wear the label Democrat. Glenn has the same misunderstanding of Islam. Glenn, there are no good Muslims. Yes, there are good people who call themselves Muslim, but they do not fully understand the Koran and the Hadith. Our Democrat politicians fully understand the Party’s principles and only behave in a “good” manner when an election is on the line.

.....The window for effective peaceful action has passed. In 1973, the Government snatched away the right to life. Many stood up against this greatest of evils, yet were shunned by Conservatives who believed holding a picket sign or shouting at an abortion doctor was too extreme. Only when their pocketbooks were affected, did many of these Conservatives begin contemplating Tea Parties. The Tea Party movement strengthened as the connection was made between Capitalism and liberty. Moving forward, the Tea Parties will become even more energized, but at the same time, the Executive Branch will exponentially attain more power. Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness cannot survive without Life, and the Creator of Life will not stand with those who selfishly only seek wealth and freedom.

.....One by one, Good Americans will be imprisoned or murdered. As the Government cracks down, Glenn Beck will come to realize the need for extreme action. But by that time, Glenn Beck will no longer have a voice.
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World Economy Destroyed by a Single Storm

One solitary hurricane strike on the U.S. will be enough to torpedo AIG. But wait, won't the Federal Government simply finance another bailout by covering all insured losses. That would be plausible if any more money could be printed. Have you noticed the Stimulus is only being handed out to the tune of a few billion dollars per week? Those On High, who are smarter than the rest of us, know we are adding debt at the maximum sustainable rate. Any immediate payout of several billions of dollars would collapse the dollar. Of course, I am not a complete pessimist. We could all be spared the agony of a prolonged Depression if a giant asteroid hits the Earth.

Dead Cat Bounce

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.....I have never quite understood the reason for using the term "dead cat bounce". Even from a great height, I would assume a dead cat would go kersplat or thud. I will experiment after one of my four cats dies and will post the results here.
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Open Letter to General Renuart

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Dear General Victor Eugene Renuart Jr., Commander US Northern Command,

I know you are quite busy protecting the US from foreign enemies, but I thought you may have set aside some time this holiday weekend for some R & R. Would you mind fulfilling your oath the protect the Constitution from domestic enemies? I am simply requesting for you to remove all Executive, Legislative, and Judicial members from office.

Our elected officials have grossly overstepped their Constitutional authority and are transforming our country into a Fascist dictatorship. Your roundup of officials must be done quickly by only commissioned officers of the Armed Forces. Enlisted folks have an oath to follow the orders of the President. After you remove the President from office and send him to Guantanamo Bay, you may appoint Glenn Beck as interim President.

Please conduct thorough and transparent Military Tribunals for all elected officials. As this may take some time, I hope you treat these new detainees with the utmost of respect. You currently allow terrorist detainees time to play basketball and provide them with Korans. I would expect the same treatment to be given to our traitorous elected officials. Torture methods, such as placing pink panties on the head of the deposed President, will not be acceptable.

Do not worry about upsetting the social order in the United States. The major networks will continue focusing on the Michael Jackson story throughout the weekend. I truly appreciate your cooperation in this matter. You will spare America from a bloody and futile civilian uprising.

Yours truly,

Bipolar Freak

Top Ten Excuses for my Lack of Blog Updates

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10. I am painting my parents' house. Each day, after work, I travel over a third of a mile to their home. I scrape and sand various ugly patches while inhaling lead-laden dust. After half an hour of grueling work, my mother invariably calls out, "Rickeeeee! You need to take a break." I reluctantly oblige and spend the next two hours eating a home cooked meal, watching Days of Our Lives recordings, and talking about how nice the house is going to appear when I am finished. I sure hope my parents like the psychedelic, out of the lines kind of look to their home.

9. My computer monitor broke. Two months ago, I started suspecting something was wrong when a yellow vertical line appeared in the center of my monitor. For a while, I was able to make the line disappear by rapping the top of the screen with my knuckle. My monitor responded to my love taps by periodically flashing between modes of bright white light and darkness. Soon, my monitor took on a life of its own and would flash whiteness around the room in the middle of the night, even when the computer was turned off. Three days ago, my monitor shut down for good. Fortunately, I was able to save twenty bucks by purchasing another new, off brand monitor made by a company which will be bankrupt in six weeks.

8. I am bipolar. If I posted on a regular basis, no one would believe my whole "I am not normal" shtick.

7. There is nothing to blog about. The economy is moving along just fine. Feelings of bipartisanship and cooperation are permeating Washington D.C. The world is at peace, and Hollywood celebrities are behaving themselves.

6 through 2. Reserved for future whiny excuses.

1. Today, I have a day off from the Postal Service. I've decided to get an early start on painting my parents' house. Besides, my mother mentioned something about breakfast sausage.
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Victory Wasted

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.....I am by no means an accomplished historian or war strategist, but I have always wanted to share my opinion on war. I have come to believe that the enemy must be completely vanquished and demoralized. Only then can the value system of the defeated people be changed for the positive.

.....Germany had an evil regime with strong support of its people. After being crushed in WWII the German people started to realize the horrible mistakes they had made and to this day they are the world's strongest opponent of Fascism. The same can be said for Japan. They went so far as to include a Constitutional prohibition on an offensive military posture. Both countries have been good friends and trading partners with the U.S. for over 60 years.

.....Conversely, we have a countries such as North Korea and China. MacArthur believed they could both be defeated in the Korean War. Instead we decided to call a truce. These countries still have a flawed value system and continue to be a major pain in the backside. After another decade of economic rebuilding, Vietnam will also likely become a military threat once again.

.....In Iraq and Afghanistan, military victory was quick. However, no considerable effort was given to changing the value systems of the citizens. This was because these values are based on religion instead of simply an evil political philosophy. A majority of Iraqis and Afghans still believe in Sharia Law. This includes the oppression of women, gays, and peoples of other faiths. They will not allow their societies to be "corrupted" by Western influences.

.....Without the resolve to eradicate radical Islamic beliefs from these countries, victory will never be achieved. We can choose to keep our troops in place and accept the status quo. This will mean continued loss of our military men and women and financial resources for many years to come. Or, we may bring our troops home and allow the Muslim nations to increase their strength and hit us harder in the future.

.....President Obama will choose to keep our troops deployed indefinitely. He does not want the military to be able to interfere if the U.S. enters a period of civil unrest. He will continue to force American citizens to become dependent on government while the patriots are kept on the other side of the world.

.....I fear for the future of America. Will the honorable citizens stand up and oppose their own tyrannical government? Then, if sanity and good judgment are restored, will our leaders consider the possibility of fighting a new Crusade? God, help us all.
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