Blondes Against Animal Husbandry

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.....Hello. I would like to thank Bipolar Freak for inviting me to guest blog on his site today. My name is Chanel Nummerfem. I have straight hair with good elasticity and I am the president of the Santa Clara chapter of Blondes Against Animal Husbandry (BAAH). It is our strongly held personal belief that marriage should only be between humans who cannot get a date every Saturday night.

.....Some of our opponents will argue that animal husbandry has been practiced worldwide for centuries. But, just that a lot of people are doing something, doesn’t necessarily make it right. Millions of people followed Ghandi, and now we have a terrorist problem. Animal Husbandriests will also try to take the edge off of the issue by talking about cat husbandry or dog husbandry. My research has uncovered unirrefutable evidence showing a vast majority of animal husbandry involves cows, sheep, and pigs.

.....Science and technology have now entered the debate by introducing artificial insemination and embryo manipulation. Yeah, like you’re really going to be able to make a better looking pig-girl. Government funds have even been used for research involving animal husbandry practices. We believe taxpayer money could be better spent on prevention of oily skin and split ends.

.....I will conclude by providing you with the motto of our organization. “You may want him to be an animal in bed, but an animal does not make for a healthy marriage.”
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