Islamic Tea Party

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.....Radical Muslim terrorists are showing interest in the next round of Tea Party protests. I have investigated and found some reasons why they may join the Tea Parties.

Just like the Tea Partiers, the Islamists believe the U.S. government is too big.

The radicals believe they can find seventy-two virgins at a Tea Party without blowing themselves up.

The terrorists heard that many Tea Partiers believe in the importance of Prophet motive.

There have been no reports of caterpillars harming anyone at the Tea Parties.

Radical Islamists think the acronym T.E.A. stand for Terrorism Exalts Allah.

Both the Tea Partiers and the terrorists are vehemently opposed to pork.
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