Top Ten Reasons I Gave up Golf

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10. I could swear my ball was hiding from me on purpose.

9. My buddies started calling me the Duke of Hazards.

8. Greens fees got so expensive, I could no longer afford the post-humiliation beers.

7. No matter how much I studied the rule book, I kept finding myself in situations where the rules didn't apply.

6. My ball mark repair tool was a garden spade.

5. My birdies were becoming an endangered species.

4. My wedge shots were more like wedgies.

3. A sand save meant physically picking up the ball and taking it to a safe place.

2. My handicap got so high I started calling it a developmental disability.

1. My wife said golf was taking up too much time and money, so I started gambling on the Internet instead.
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