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Dear General Victor Eugene Renuart Jr., Commander US Northern Command,
I know you are quite busy protecting the US from foreign enemies, but I thought you may have set aside some time this holiday weekend for some R & R. Would you mind fulfilling your oath the protect the Constitution from domestic enemies? I am simply requesting for you to remove all Executive, Legislative, and Judicial members from office.
Our elected officials have grossly overstepped their Constitutional authority and are transforming our country into a Fascist dictatorship. Your roundup of officials must be done quickly by only commissioned officers of the Armed Forces. Enlisted folks have an oath to follow the orders of the President. After you remove the President from office and send him to Guantanamo Bay, you may appoint Glenn Beck as interim President.
Please conduct thorough and transparent Military Tribunals for all elected officials. As this may take some time, I hope you treat these new detainees with the utmost of respect. You currently allow terrorist detainees time to play basketball and provide them with Korans. I would expect the same treatment to be given to our traitorous elected officials. Torture methods, such as placing pink panties on the head of the deposed President, will not be acceptable.
Do not worry about upsetting the social order in the United States. The major networks will continue focusing on the Michael Jackson story throughout the weekend. I truly appreciate your cooperation in this matter. You will spare America from a bloody and futile civilian uprising.
Yours truly,
Bipolar Freak
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Awesome. :)
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